Come on you miserable lot - lets have some Christmas spirit. A quiz is what you need.......no prizes just bragging rights that the grey matter has gone!

The following are cryptic clues to objects found around the home at Xmas:

1. Appointments
2. Dad's a barber
3. Crazy
4. Make a pig of yourself when you find them
5.The orange song
6. A Pleasure in Ankara
7. Vision for cockney
8.Type that goes on your head
9.Second visitor in a Christmas Carol
10. Opposite of French stick

1. Advent calender
2. Parsnips
3. Nuts
4. Truffles
5.
6. Turkish delight
7. Minced pies
8.
9. Christmas present
10.

No idea with the others!

Have a good xmas guys

Darren

Great effort. Number 1 is wrong.

Best of luck

been pondering these missing anwers for a couple of days now ... still struggling but here goes :

1) dates

5) peeler
8) paper hat
10) ?????

I think dates is right!

Still no idea with the others!

1. Dates is correct.

I'll give you 5 as I didn't get it (even when I knew the answer) - Clementine / Tangerine.....oh my darling clementine??

8. think 'cockney'
10. describe a french stck and you'll get the answer

8) I ain't a cockney so I'm at a disadvantage.... is it Pork Pie ?

10) Still no idea

Scotty has taken the first step in becoming cockney - yep that is right.

Last one to put you out of your misery is ........ short bread! Simples!!!

Thanks for putting us out of our torment H ... yes it is simple - when you have the answers !!

Ta