Screwfix have a special promotion offering a free Screwdriver when customers order goods over £300.

Free Bosch Li-ion Screwdriver when spending over £300.

This offer is live from Friday (26th June) until midnight Tuesday (30th June).

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The Bosch Li-ion Screwdriver is worth £69.99 and comes with two batteries, a charger, 25 piece Bit set and Carry Case!

This offer is live from Friday (26th June) until midnight Tuesday (30th June).

Enter Voucher code BS0609 in the special instructions box when you reach the check order details screen. Once the order is submitted the Bosch Screwdriver will be automatically added (it will not show on the checkout page or order confirmation email.) The £300 spend excludes the value of the Bosch Screwdriver.

Just for clarification, you have to spend three hundred squid and by doing that you get a free screwdriver. That doesn't sound particularly free to me.

My late, estranged uncle, Tommy Tippy, would certainly not promote spending a monkey and a half just to receive a screwdriver. His top tip would be, if you need a screw driver, go round your nan's house and sit down on the sofa in the living room. Choose the nan (providing you're lucky enough to have two) with the longest distance between the khazi and her arm chair. Within three minutes, she's bound to need to use the facilities, and when she does, you've got between thirty five and forty five minutes to find her purse and dig out three quid. Don't do the same to your grandpops as, in my experience, they'll know within seconds that you've done him. Pocket the difference, make an appropriate excuse to leave such as 'Nan, I've got a strange growth midway down my leg. It could be my knee but if it isn't, I'm bang in trouble'. She won't think twice, primarily due to the dementia, and you'll be off like a building experience employee when the clock strikes 3.30.

Take the wedge, phone Steve Nwabankanaka at HBSC Nigeria and give him your bank details explaining your predicament. He'll most probably be on-side. He'll give you a deposit address and before you know it, you'll be on your way to Amsterdam to meet a local one-eyed prince with a limp and a unicycle. All you have to do is give him the 3 squid and as a reward for your services, he'll give you a Bosch Li-ion Screwdriver, worth 69.99.

Easy.